Things that go bump in the night in 5-7-5 verse.
Read MoreLoyal Automaton
Once a talented scientist in a position of power, the evil doctor’s chances of glory dissipated decades ago. But an old ally resurfaces just as a new nemesis threatens to take away what petty power the former scientist clings to. 1318 words
Read MoreThen God Sharted
Even the omnipotent have off days. 243 words
Read MoreShootout at the B.R.
In one last battle, once lauded heroes and scorned villains become sad vestiges of a bygone era. 1318 words
Read MoreHomunculus Takes the Night Off
Does our occupation define us? What if it isn’t a career we chose? 2605 words
Read MoreThe Cottonwood Devil
What happens when bored kids accidentally open a portal to the underworld? 2033 words
Read MoreSaints + Scalawags
Home at Last…After a harrowing and bizarre first venture into interstellar space, the Starburner finally makes it home. However, Commander Hastings and his crew won’t find their long-awaited homecoming to be quite as restful as they hope.
The return to Earth doesn’t mean a break from the search for answers. Things get even weirder as they uncover clues, find former crew members, and rescue an alien from the clutches of an overzealous religious corporation.
Pirates, genocidal A.I., and mutants remind the crew that the universe is a dangerous place. In the second installment of the Starburner series, Brian and company discover that nowhere is safe, not even home.
Read MoreEnter the Vortex
Recruited by the largest corporation in the solar system, Brian Hastings leaves his humdrum engineering job to command the Starburner. What he expects to be a laid back job full of comfortable routine turns out to be the ultimate adventure. With a crew of lovable oddballs and a doomsday weapon for a ship, Brian embarks on mankind’s first foray into interstellar space. There is a mystery to solve if the crew of the Starburner are going to be able to find God and save him from an ancient race of deicidal zealots.
Space exploration is hard and dangerous. Our first enterprise into the galaxy won’t be quite as noble or glorious as we’d hope. Space is full of amorous slime, shadow-dwelling mutants, and rats (of course). The first book in the Starburner series strips away the idealism of other Sci Fi adventures and revels in Homo Sapien’s inevitable destiny to fumble and stumble its way to greatness.
Starburner is a silly and satirical story of hope where nothing is as it seems. Is a species ruled by preconceived notions and wishful thinking ready to play in the big leagues?
Read MoreStarburner
Construction Construction location: Vivid Horizons Lunar ShipyardCommissioned by: The Anglo-American AllianceLaunched: 2091Ship Class: Dragoon Size Length: 274 m (900 ft)Width: 92 m (302 ft)Height: 45 m (148 ft)Area: 1,134,360 cu m (40,226,400 cu ft) Top speed Thrusters: 161,000 kph (100,000 mph)Orion Engine: 2.4 million kph (1.5 million mph)Echo Engine: 1 …
Read MoreBrian Hastings
Before taking the job of commander of the Starburner, Brian worked as an engineer for a small firm that specializes in fixing flaws in their clients’ designs. He lived in his parents’ old house with no pets, but a needy refrigerator.
Read MoreJorge Diego
Diego grew up as an only child in a middle class neighborhood in Buenos Aires. His mother was a diesel mechanic in the shipyards. His father left when he was a toddler. As a boy, Diego was always fascinated by how things work. He tinkered ceaselessly in the family garage. One of his uncles was a taxidermist. Diego loved to assist him in his workshop.
Read MoreSebastian Winchester II
Sebastian Theodore Winchester II is a world famous adventurer and playboy. He has done it all. His experiences include breaking the sound barrier in a sailboat he helped engineer, traveling as a roadie with a Danish pop group called DanskTøs (Danish Slut), and serving as a battlefield medic and intelligence agent during the Tibetan Bubblegum Wars. Winchester also explored various media projects such as playing a very popular character on the Latvian soap opera, Inficēto Sirdis (Infected Hearts). He prides himself on living life to its fullest. When Winchester’s publisher accidently released his résumé, it shot to the top of the bestseller list.
Read MoreTerence “Tick” Darby
Terence “Tick” Darby is a simple country boy. He grew up on his family’s farm where they primarily raise alligators for wrestling. Tick lives with both of his parents, both of his grandparents, three sisters, one brother, an aunt, and six cousins. What Tick lacks in intellect, he makes up for in kindness.
Read MoreTodd
Todd isn’t his real name. The Martian dialects are impossible for humans to pronounce. Most of them adopt Earth names for our benefit. He is very open-minded, easy-going, and friendly. This is pretty typical of his people. In fact, many Earthlings dislike and distrust Martians based solely on their congeniality. In the early days of contact with Mars, an ambassador to the planet returned to New York and made the statement “I find their docile dispositions and charming warmth to be alarmingly aggressive.”
Read MoreThe Author
I am a lifelong fan of humor, art, and anything creative, especially science fiction. Fascinated by religion, mythology, and cryptozoology, I’m convinced the world runs on wishful thinking. These themes are explored in my writing. I believe that there absolutely is other life in the …
Read MoreHana Song
Hana graduated in 2142, at the age of 19, from the University of California – Berkeley with a Master’s degree in Entrepreneurial Journalism. She has built a large following in social media. Her professors described her work as honest and objective. Meanwhile, Hana’s critics describe her work as “sorely lacking in hyperbole” and “too factual to be credible.” Journalistic integrity has been almost entirely replaced by marketability over the years. Hana’s attention to detail and sincerity are considered innovative. This unique approach combined with her youthful energy and wide-eyed sense of wonder have earned her a loyal following and a great deal of respect.
Read MoreDr. Christina Blackwood
Dr. Christina Blackwood, PhD. grew up in a family of scholars. Both of her parents are successful and respected members of academia. Even her younger sister is a Professor of Equine Philosophy at the University of Madrid. Learning has always been highly valued in her family. Christina was interested in science from an early age. She holds several degrees from universities in England, Germany, United States, and India.
Read MoreEmmett McCoy
Emmett McCoy comes from a long line of coal miners and ne’er-do-wells. The McCoys tend to go one of two directions in life. They either toil underground for a livable wage, or they toil in the shadows for the illusion of freedom. Emmett is one of the latter. He skirts the law on principle. He is proud of the fact that he is over 160 years old and has never held a job a day in his life. He has been in jail more times than he can remember, but still considers himself a free man.
Read MoreDr. Albert Daniels
Dr. Albert Daniels, PhD. is an Astrophysics professor at Cardiff University. He holds degrees in Physics from Cambridge and the University of Montréal.
Read MoreGuy Venner
Guy Venner is an odd duck. The son of a salesman, he moved around a lot while growing up. By the time he was seventeen, he had lived in Port Elizabeth, East London, Newcastle, Melbourne, Mumbai, and Lisbon. Adapting to all these culturally distinct cities was stressful for him. He eventually gave up trying to fit in and created his own sort of pidgin language made from elements of several different dialects and a healthy dose of gibberish.
Read MoreDr. Lizzie Carmichael
Elizabeth “Lizzie” Carmichael grew up an only child in a small New England town. She was raised by her grandparents. Her mother works for the World Health Organization, and spends at least six months a year in disease-stricken villages in the far corners of the world. Her father has a top-secret job with the American government, and spends at least eight months of the year off somewhere doing something.
Read MoreDr. Lena Attwater
Lena Attwater is the Linguistics Department Chair at Stanford University. While still an undergrad, Lena worked on a large project to bridge the communication gap with Mars. Researchers had already translated the Martian language before she was born. However, their language is impossible for humans to speak. Several software programs were written over the years to translate in real-time.
Read MoreMichael Conrad
Conrad is devoted to his job. He derives tremendous pride and satisfaction from helping people find their perfect job. He has never been married. Gino, Elvis, and Rambo are his family.
Read MoreJacob Jepsen
Jacob is a teenager with all the personality traits expected from one. He is aloof, distracted, and bored. Jacob is a bit of a savant with a preternatural talent for data mining.
Read MoreSilas Jepsen
Silas is the richest man who ever lived but has no interest in money. He lives in opulence just to look the part.
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